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Jeff Foxworthy

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

Greeting Cards, Magnets, Magnetic List Pads, Mugs

Comic illustrations by Ben Crane paint the perfect picture for each design.

Redneck Humor

America's favorite comedian

Jeff Foxworthy is one of the most respected and successful comedians in the country.

He is the largest-selling comedy recording artist in history, a multiple Grammy Award nominee and best-selling author of 11 books.

Widely known for his redneck jokes, his act goes well beyond that to explore the humor in everyday family interactions and human nature, a style that has been compared to Mark Twain's.

Greeting Cards!

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New! Classic Card size: 5" x 7"; Cards feature full-color interiors and colorfully printed envelopes @$2.99 ea.

Birthday

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24590]

Accelerated Student Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You refer to the 5th Grade as "my senior year."

"It's your birthday... Go straight to the head of the class!"

#JFOX24590 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24591]

The Scenic Route Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You're driving the car being described on the police scanner."

"Life's too short to follow all the rules! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24591 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24592]

Slims Pickin' Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Your hobbies include "Scratching."

"Just itching to wish you a very happy birthday!"

#JFOX24592 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24593]

WANTED Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You need a police scanner to keep up with your relatives."

"It's your birthday... Hope you have as much fun as The Law allows!"

#JFOX24593 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24594]

Cake On Fire Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You've ever been accused of Lying Through your Tooth."

"You're how old?! Liar, Liar, cake on fire! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24594 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24595]

Bonfire Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You are famous in your neighborhood for your bonfires."

"Another year up in Smoke! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24595 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24596]

Porch Furniture Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Your porch furniture used to be your Living room furniture."

"Today, you deserve The best seat in The house... or The yard... wherever. Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24596 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24597]

It Was Loaded Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You've ever heard "I told you it was Loaded" while staring at a hole in The ceiling."

"Have a blast! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24597 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24598]

Beer On Ice Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You can't Take a bath because beer is iced down in your Tub."

"Party first, clean up Later! Happy Birthday to Someone who always has Their priorities straight!"

#JFOX24598 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24599]

Smelly Shoes Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You set your Shoes outside and The flowers died."

"But enough about Things That wilt and shrivel! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24599 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24600]

No Shirt No Shoes Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"The "No Shirt, No Shoes" rule deeply affected your family."

"No rules, just fun! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24600 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24601]

Make Some Noise Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"People hear your car a Long Time before They See it."

"It's your day To make some noise! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24601 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24602]

Cut-Offs Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Every pair of Shorts you own used To be a pair of pants."

"Party Till They cut you off! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24602 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24603]

Mowing Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You ever cut The grass and found a car."

"Hope your day is filled with Lots of unexpected Surprises! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24603 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24604]

Emission Problems Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Both you and your truck have serious emission problems."

"Hope your birthday's a real gas!"

#JFOX24604 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24605]

Too Drunk to Fish Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You ever got Too drunk To fish."

"Hope your birthday's one of The best Times you'll never remember!"

#JFOX24605 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24606]

Duck Show Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Every TV Show you watch involves ducks."

"Hope everything about your birthday fits The bill."

#JFOX24606 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24607]

Garbage Dump Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You come home from the garbage dump with more Than you went with."

"Have a whole heap of fun! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24607 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24608]

Redneck Truck Owner Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck Truck Owner if..."

"You work on your truck when there's nothing wrong with it.
Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
All you see in your rearview mirror are dogs.
You own half of a pickup truck.
You fix holes in your truck with duct tape.
You can identify your friends by the sounds of their mufflers.
You own eight trucks but still have to bum a ride to work.
You wash your entire vehicle with the gas station squeegee.
The air freshener in your truck was there when you bought it.
You spend more time under your truck than in it."

"May you and your Truck enjoy many more miles of happiness Together! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24608 - $2.99 ea.

Birthday Relative

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay Relative #24609]

Redneck Family Birthday Relative Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck Family if..."

"Your brothers convinced you that you were an only child.
The local tattoo parlor runs specials on your sister's name.
You have a family portrait by a courtroom artist.
Your sister wrote off her boob job as a "business expense".
The FBI has more pictures of your family than you do.
Your dad starts a fight in a bar and your mom finishes it.
Your son is named after your favorite pro wrestler.
You can't visit relatives without getting mud on your tires.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
All your cousins are kissing cousins.
Your grandmother is pregnant.
There's no record of your birth - anywhere."

"You can't choose your relatives, but you can have favorites! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24609 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24621]

Urine Big Trouble Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

urine (yer'-en), n. and v. a statement to declare the predicament of another. "I hate to say it, but if ya gotta go, urine big trouble."

"Hope urine for a very happy birthday!"

#JFOX24621 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24622]

Redneck Bottle Opener Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You ever Lost a Tooth opening a beer bottle."

"Once you get To be our age, you Learn To use your belt buckle. Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24622 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24623]

Fitness Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

fit*ness (fit'-nes), n. and v. to be able to wear a snug garment. "And you didn't think I could fitness bathin' suit after three kids!"

"Sending you as many wishes that'll fitness here card! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24623 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24624]

July About It Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

ju*ly (joo-li'), n. and v. interrogative regarding another's veracity. "Why july about it?"

"It's as simple as this - if someone asks your age, july about it! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24624 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24625]

Family Reunion Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company."

"Cheers To you on your birthday!"

#JFOX24625 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24626]

Odor Than Dirt Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

O*dor (o-der), adj. a comparative term describing the advanced existence of a thing or person. "He's odor than dirt!"

"We're all gettin' odor, and that just stinks! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24626 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24627]

Drive Overt Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

O*vert (o-vert'), adj. and n. above or across a thing. "We tried to drive overt, but we got stuck!"

"It's just a birthday - get overt already and have some fun! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24627 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24628]

My Savings Account Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You refer To your Truck's ashtray as "my savings account".

"No gift This year... just cleaned out my savings account buying you This fancy card. Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24628 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24629]

The Tree At The Corner Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You Take your dog for a walk and you both use The Tree at The corner."

"Ain't getting older a pisser! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24629 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24630]

Downright Explosive Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You've ever been scared To strike a match in The bathroom."

"The Stuff we've got on each other is downright explosive! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24630 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay #24631]

Fishing Lures Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Your earrings can be used as fishing Lures."

"Another year and you're as alluring as ever! Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24631 - $2.99 ea.

Belated Birthday

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy BDay Belated #24704]

Sorry Isolate Belated Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

isolate (i-se-lat') n. and v. an explanation for extreme tardiness, usually in the form of an excuse. "Sorry isolate, but my tractor don't run so fast no more!"

"Sorry isolate with this card, but I can explain: It's from me. Happy Birthday"

#JFOX24704 - $2.99 ea.

Friendship

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Friendship #24632]

Redneck Clothesline Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline."

"Just wondering how your holding up?"

#JFOX24632 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Friendship #24705]

How Y'all Doin'? Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"The first words out of your mouth every time you see your friends are "Howdy!" "Hey!" "How Y'all Doin'?"

"Just wanted to say, HEY! And see how y'all doin'."

#JFOX24705 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Friendship #24706]

Recede Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

recede (re-sed'), v. to visually perceive a person or thing repeatedly. "I seed her last Tuesday and then on Thursday, I recede her."

"Long time... no seed."

#JFOX24706 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Friendship #24780]

Passenger Seat Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"There's never space for a passenger on your passenger seat."

"I'll always make room for a friend Like you!"

#JFOX24780 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Thinking of You #24707]

Off Yonder Thinking of You Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You use The Term "off yonder" more Than once a month."

"Sometimes I just sit and ponder on how you're doin' way off yonder."

#JFOX24707 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Just For Fun #24708]

Mullet Over Just For Fun Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You asked a hairstylist for a "business in The front, party in The back" cut."

"Maybe we should Try This. Then again, maybe not. Let's mullet over!"

#JFOX24708 - $2.99 ea.

Encouragement

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Encouragement #24709]

Enema Hopin' Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

enema (en-e-ma), n. and v. declaring one's state of being or whereabouts. "Dang it all! My car broke down, enema good ten miles from a gas station."

"Heard you were going through a rough patch enema hopin' everything comes out okay."

#JFOX24709 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Encouragement #24710]

Crappy Situation Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard."

"Hang in There, good Things can come from pretty crappy situations."

#JFOX24710 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Encouragement #24711]

Peroxide Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You've ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container."

"I'm rootin' for ya!"

#JFOX24711 - $2.99 ea.

Get Well

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Get Well #24712]

Wrestle Do You Good Get Well Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

wrestle (res'-el), n. and v. indicating or predicting future effects of a period of inactivity. "A full night's wrestle do you good."

"Two nights of wrestle do you even better! Take Care of Yourself and Feel Better Soon"

#JFOX24712 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Get Well #24713]

Patient Get Well Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck Patient if..."

"You treat your arthritis with motor oil.
You've been hospitalized after a chili cook-off.
The only blood test you've ever done was at a police station.
You broke a toe when you dropped your belt buckle on it.
You think an optimist is an eye doctor.
The emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name.
You've ever fixed your false teeth with a glue gun.
Your wife's sexist gown came from the hospital."

"Get Well soon... before people start deciding who inherits your shot glass collection!"

#JFOX24713 - $2.99 ea.

Love

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Love #24782]

Right Where Oblong Love Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

ob*long (a'-blong), n. and v. a statement concerning the speaker's feeling of being comfortably or uncomfortably located. "I need to get back down south. This is not where oblong."

"I know where oblong - right next to you! Love you!"

#JFOX24782 - $2.99 ea.

Thank You

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Thank You #24783]

Eating Right Thank You Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You Think "eating right" means using a knife and fork."

"Glad I remembered my manners... Thank You So Much!"

#JFOX24783 - $2.99 ea.

Wedding

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Wedding #24784]

Perfect Paradise Wedding Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

The Redneck Dictionary

par*a*dise (per'-e-dis), n. two matched, numbered cubes for use in gaming. "They think they're special since they got that fuzzy paradise hangin' from their rearview mirror."

"Hope your life together is a perfect paradise! Congratulations on Gettin' Hitched!"

#JFOX24784 - $2.99 ea.

Anniversary

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Anniversary #24610]

Redneck Couple Anniversary Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck Couple if..."

"You got engaged at the waffle place.
Your wedding invitations said, "Same time, same place".
Your wedding day began in a liquor store and ended in a tattoo parlor.
Everyone at your wedding told you how cute your baby was.
Your honeymoon included a deer camp.
You ever gave your wife flowers you stole from the cemetery.
Your wife says she's game, so you shoot her.
You had a marriage license before you had a driver's license.
You give your marital status as "often".
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens."

"Here's to another year of keepin' it classy! Happy Anniversary"

#JFOX24610 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Anniversary #24781]

Biscuits and Gravy Anniversary Classic Greeting Card.

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You had a gravy fountain at your wedding."

"We go Together Like biscuits and gravy! Happy Anniversary"

#JFOX24781 - $2.99 ea.

Magnets!

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New! Magnets

"You Might be a Redneck Truck Owner if..."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #31427]

"You work on your truck when there's nothing wrong with it.

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

All you see in your rearview mirror are dogs.
You fix holes in your truck with duct tape.
The air freshener in your truck was there when you bought it.

You own eight trucks but still have to bum a ride to work."

#JFMAG31427

"You Might be a Redneck Family if..."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #31428]

"Your brothers convinced you that you were an only child.

The local tattoo parlor runs specials on your sister's name.

You have a family portrait by a courtroom artist.

The FBI has more pictures of your family than you do.

Your son is named after your favorite pro wrestler.

You can't visit relatives without getting mud on your tires.

All your cousins are kissing cousins."

#JFMAG31428

"You Might be a Redneck Couple if..."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #31429]

"You got engaged at the waffle place.

Your wedding day began in a liquor store and ended in a tattoo parlor.
Your honeymoon included a deer camp.
You ever gave your wife flowers you stole from the cemetery.
You had a marriage license before you had a driver's license.
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens."

#JFMAG31429

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You've ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67162]

#JFMAG67162

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67163]

#JFMAG67163

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You set your Shoes outside and The flowers died."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67164]

#JFMAG67164

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"People hear your car a Long Time before They see it."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67165]

#JFMAG67165

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You ever cut The grass and found a car."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67166]

#JFMAG67166

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

Your porch furniture used to be your Living room furniture."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67167]

#JFMAG67167

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You can't Take a bath because beer is iced down in your Tub."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67168]

#JFMAG67168

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"The "No Shirt, No Shoes" rule deeply affected your family."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67169]

#JFMAG67169

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You come home from The garbage dump with more Than you went with."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67170]

#JFMAG67170

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Every TV Show you watch involves ducks."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67171]

#JFMAG67171

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You need a police scanner To keep up with your relatives."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67172]

#JFMAG67172

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67173]

#JFMAG67173

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"There's never space for a passenger on your passenger seat."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy Magnet #67174]

#JFMAG67174

Two sizes: 2"x3" & 2.5"x3.5"; strong, full surface magnet @$3.99 ea.

List Pads!

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New! Magnetic List Pads

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy MLP #61713]

"You can't Take a bath because beer is iced down in your Tub."

1. BEER

#JFLP61713

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy MLP #61714]

"You've ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container."

1. PEROXidE

#JFLP61714

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy MLP #61715]

"There's never Space for a passenger on your passenger seat."

#JFLP61715

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

[Image LT Jeff Foxworthy MLP #61716]

The "No Shirt, No Shoes" rule deeply affected your family."

#JFLP61716

Size: 4"x9"; 60 sheets per pad; self-adhesive magnet included.

Mugs!

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New! Mugs

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You need a police scanner to keep up with your relatives."

#JFMUG56159

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"Every TV show you watch involves ducks."

#JFMUG56160

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You've ever heard "I told you it was loaded" while staring at a hole in the ceiling."

#JFMUG56161

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You refer to your truck's ashtray as "my savings account".

#JFMUG56162

"You Might be a Redneck if..."

"You ever cut The grass and found a car."

#JFMUG56163

"You Might be a Redneck Truck Owner if..."

"You work on your truck when there's nothing wrong with it.

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

All you see in your rearview mirror are dogs.

You fix holes in your truck with duct tape.

The air freshener in yourtruck was there when you bought it.

You own eight trucks but still have to bum a ride to work."

#JFMUG56164

Sturdy, ceramic mug is dishwasher safe; each mug comes in a ready-to-wrap gift box @$8.99 ea.

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