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Ronnie Walter "Real Women Real Funny"

by My Friend Ronnie

"A portion of proceeds support women with breast cancer on Single Classic Greeting Cards."

These hilarious (and slightly irreverent) greeting cards will have you, and everyone who receives one, laughing out loud! With birthday cards and encouragement cards to thank you notes and get well wishes, you’ll support the fight against cancer and make loved ones laugh with the humor in every situation of the day-to-day life of real, active women, including those fighting cancer!

"It's more than a card, it's a card and a gift of support."

New! Greeting Cards	Women everywhere are celebrating Real Women... Real Funny by Ronnie Walter, as an entertaining view of life at wit's end. Relevant to the times, the clever humor hits home and brings out the "Ronnie" in each of us! Real Women... Real Funny!
Click image!	Ronnie Walter Real Women Real Funny Classic Greeting Cards Classic Size: 5" x 7"; Cards feature full-color interiors & colorfully printed envelopes - $2.95 ea.
	Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "You've taught me so much about strength, courage and the value of each moment. Knowing you has really helped me grow as a person." Inside reads: "Well, that and ice cream." #RW59977
	Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "We're such good friends because we're never afraid or embarrassed to say those three little words that mean so much..." Inside reads: "It's martini time!" #RW59978
	Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Remember when we couldn't wait to get married and have kids?" Inside reads: "Yeah... me neither." #RW59979
	Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Top Ten Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Men. 10. Chocolate is easily molded. 9. Every chocolate is rich. 8. Its sole purpose is to give you pleasure. 7. When you've had enough chocolate, you can just put it away in its box. 6. You can spot the nutty ones immediately. 5. PMS only makes you appreciate it more. 4. If you and your best friend like the same one, it's not a problem. 3. You always know where your chocolate is. 2. With chocolate, you never have to fake being satisfied. 1. Chocolate is always sweet!" Inside is Blank. #RW59980
	Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "A Mom's Ultimate Fantasies. I can have it all...  with a glass of merlot; I have my own private car pool lane; Housekeeping standards are reduced nationwide; I get an "A" on my 4th grade science project!; Chicken fingers cause weight loss; The kids decide to quit soccer and start their own business; My hair looks good EVERY DAY!; Ketchup is declared a vegetable; Chocolate becomes a vitamin; I sleep past dawn" Inside reads: "Hey - you have your fantasies, I have mine! Have a great day!" #RW59981
	Anniversary "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "When I was a little girl, I believed all of the fairy tales, that one day I would meet a handsome prince, move to a big old castle and live happily ever after!" Inside reads: "It turns out the castle is slightly smaller and a little messier than I'd imagined, but my prince is more handsome than I could have dreamed! And this happily ever after thing? Well that's working out perfectly! Happy Anniversary" #RW59982
	New Baby "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Remember... It's a "good" tired." Inside reads: "Congratulations to the new parents!" #RW59983
	Baby Shower "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Welcome to Planet Motherhood!" (Advice Island, Land of Love, Laundry Mountain, City of Compromise, Continent of Contentment, Exhaustion Ocean, Body of Change, New Babyland) Inside reads: "Hang on! You're in for quite a trip!" #RW59984
	Congratulations "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "You need a tiara! A big, huge sparkly tiara!" Inside reads: "Because you've earned it! Congratulations! #RW59985
	Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers, and waiting for that wonderful day when you can say those four magic words..." Inside reads: "I need a haircut!" #RW59986
	Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Do cancer cells have hineys?" Inside reads: "Because I can really see you kicking some! Keep up the good work!" #RW59987
	Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Always looking for the silver lining, she suddenly realized that scarf shopping is another excuse to go to the mall." Inside reads: "I'm for whatever helps you get through the day!" #RW59988
	Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Cancer Patients benefit from: Jewelry, soothing music, new outfits, fresh flowers, take out dinners, treats of all kinds, compliments, luxuries... big, medium, small. (they're all good.) Funny movies, not doing laundry, definitely NOT doing dishes..." Inside reads: "Put this card in a prominent place so EVERYBODY can see it!" #RW59989
	Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "I swear... you even look good on a "No Hair Day"! Inside reads: "Is there nothing you don't do well?" #RW59990
	Encouragement "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "If you feeling just a "tini" down..." Inside reads: "Down a "tini"! (I'll come help!)" #RW59991
	Encouragement "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "When life gets to be too much, go somewhere exotic, where no one, no matter how hard they look, will ever find you..." Inside reads: "Go where the socks in the dryer go." #RW59992
	Get Well "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "The Mall called. They miss you." Inside reads: "For everyone's sake, I do hope you're back on your feet soon!" #RW59993
	Get Well "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Wish I was there to fluff up your pillows, make you some tea, and bring you a trashy tabloid." Inside reads: "Get Well Soon!" #RW59994
	Miss You "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "I miss you..." Inside reads: "Who else lets me know when I've whined long enough?" #RW59995
	Thank You "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Thank you for thinking of me." Inside reads: "Some days I need to be thought of." #RW59996
	Thank You "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Some people say "Thanks from the bottom of my heart..." Inside reads: "But you're so nice, my WHOLE heart is full of thanks!" #RW59997
	Wedding Shower "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Showering you with joy and happiness..." Inside reads: "... because nothing says "Best wishes for a Lifetime of Love and Happiness" like finger food and kitchen gadgets! Congratulations to the Bride" #RW59998
	Birthday Daughter "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "I'm so glad you're my daughter!" Inside reads: "Who else can save me from the Fashion Police?! Happy Birthday" #RW59974
	Birthday Sister "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Sis... Remember when we were kids and Mom said we'd grow up to be best friends and we just rolled our eyes?" Inside reads: "Well, whaddaya know... she was right! Happy Birthday to my sister, my friend" #RW59975
	Annual donation will go to an established national organization with a proven track record of providing free services to women touched by breast cancer. Services provided free-of-charge include peer support, counseling, emotional relief programs and early detection education.
Click image!	Ronnie Walter Large Greeting Cards Assortment
Real Women... Real Funny!	New! Real Women... Real Funny! - Ronnie Walter by My Friend Ronnie "Greeted" Greeting Cards Assortment Front of package Cards shown inside package 20 Greeting Cards; designed envelopes. 11 - Birthday 3 - Friendship/Loving Thoughts 1 - Encouragement 2 - Get Well 1 - Miss You 2 - Thank You #ASTM90721 @$16.95 per box
	Mother's Day Greeting Card - Classic size: 5"x7" @$2.49 ea.
	Mother's Day "My Friend Ronnie" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "On Mother's Day, go to a place of perfect peace and tranquility..." Inside reads: "That leaves you with two choices: the bathroom, or somewhere out of the house. Happy Mother's Day" #RW59489 @$2.49 ea.
	Qube Cards size 5" Square; designed rectangular envelopes require no additional postage; cards feature full-color interiors.
	New! Birthday "Qube" Greeting Card. Outside reads: "You look fantastic! Now you say it back to me!" Inside reads: "Oh! You're only saying that because it's true! (Now you say it back to me!) Happy Birthday!" #Q23241 - $2.49 ea.
Click image!	All Greeting Card Booklets below are retired; last of stock! A wonderful gift idea!
Greeting Card Booklets	Size: 5 7/16" x 8 3/8", 16 pages per booklet @$4.95 ea. For those occasions when a card just isn't enough, you'll love these new Greeting Card Booklets. Each book is a testament to friendship, love, and the relationships we hold most dear. 16 colorful pages deliver your best wishes in a cheery, unique format. It's a card that's a gift! Colorfully designed envelopes; each page features full-color designs; Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
New Baby	New Baby Greeting Card Booklet
Ronnie Walter	"Best Wishes to the New Mommy!" Congratulate the new mom with this funny and upbeat primer to motherhood. #GCB22686
Birthday	Birthday Greeting Card Booklet
Ronnie Walter	"Happy Birthday Girlfriend!" Bring her a smile with this light-hearted birthday greeting focused on shopping, dieting, and chocolate! #GCB22681
Ronnie Walter	"Happy Birthday to My Wonderful Hubby" "Forever" Send a sentimental and light-hearted birthday greeting to your wonderful Hubby. #GCB22685
Ronnie Walter	"Happy Birthday Brother" Say 'Happy Birthday" to your Brother with a lighthearted trip through childhood memories. #GCB22701
Future!>	Ronnie Walter Birthday Greeting Cards - more styles!
	Ronnie Walter Real Women Real Funny Classic Greeting Cards Classic Size: 5" x 7"; Cards feature full-color interiors & colorfully printed envelopes - $2.95 ea.
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Happy Birthday from All of Us!" Inside reads: "We're a pretty diverse group, but... We're all friends with you!" #RW59951
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Guess What? They've discovered that 40 is the new 30!" Inside reads: "They" of course, are a bunch of women in their forties! Happy Birthday!" #RW59952
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Now that you're 30, people are going to start treating you with the respect you deserve!" Inside reads: "Except your friends -- we know too much! Happy Birthday!" #RW59953
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Happy Birthday to the one who makes me feel brilliant in the kitchen..." Inside reads: "from the one who thinks you're amazing in... any room we're alone in!" #RW59954
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "This is more than just a birthday card..." Inside reads: "It's fan mail! Happy Birthday to the Star of the Day!" #RW59955
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "I know this Rarely happens, but I have only one thing to say..." Inside reads: "Happy Birthday, Girlfriend!" #RW59956
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "So, to celebrate your birthday, we should spend the day at the spa, go shoe shopping and then have dinner in a Really trendy Restaurant!" Inside reads: "Or... you could read this card in between car pool, dentist appointments..." #RW59957
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Anatomy of a Cosmopolitan (calm-inducing flavor; essential fruit course; nice wide lifting rim for toasting the Birthday Girl; flattering pink color; long stem for slimming effect)" Inside reads: "Cheers, Birthday Girl!" #RW59958
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Wishing you a few small miracles on your birthday" Inside reads: "A meal you didn't prepare... well-behaved kids and guilt-free chocolate! Happy Birthday!" #RW59959
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Eat! Drink! Dance! Fun! Party! Enjoy!" Inside reads: "Don't you just love multi-tasking? Happy Birthday!" #RW59960
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Just thought I'd splurge a little for your birthday" Inside reads: "So I paid full price for this card!" #RW59961
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "I was going to make you something..." Inside reads: "But... I remembered that I hate crafting...! Does that make me a bad person?" #RW59962
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "The thought that you are having another birthday reminds me that I am getting older and that makes me slightly uncomfortable" Inside reads: "So could you cut that crap out? Happy Birthday" #RW59963
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Another year has passed and your reputation is as spotless as ever." Inside reads: "It's time we did something about that! Happy Birthday!" #RW59964
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Is it hot in here, or is it just us?" Inside reads: "We're not getting older, we're getting hotter! Happy Birthday" #RW59965
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Happy Birthday" Inside reads: "...to someone whose keen fashion sense is surpassed only by her excellent taste in friends!" #RW59966
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "For your birthday I wish you a year of good hair days, happy times with good friends, AND" Inside reads: "Really Cute Shoes!" #RW59967
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "10 Important truths most Guys will never understand - 10. There's no such thing as a 30 second phone call. 9. A shoe that fits is too big. 8. A single shade of lipstick can change your whole outlook. 7. Doing your nails requires more than a pocketknife or a bent paperclip. 6. Underwear was not meant to last a decade. 5. Drinking out of the carton is not appreciated, even though that's one less glass to wash. 4. Blaming the dog is only funny the first time. 3. You shouldn't judge a movie simply by the number of car crashes or explosions. 2. Women dress for the season and there are at least four of them." Inside reads: "1. "It's the thought that counts" as long as the "thought" is that we deserve something really... expensive! Happy Birthday" #RW59968
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "On your birthday, escape to a place of perfect peace and tranquility..." Inside reads: "That leaves you with two choices: the bathroom, or somewhere out of the house!" #RW59969
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Some women would prefer to age like fine wine..." Inside reads: "Not us! We'd prefer not to age and drink the fine wine instead! Cheers to you on your birthday" #RW59970
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "On your birthday, let's get together and exercise like we did when we were in our 20's! (Feel the burn; Just 110 more to go, girls!" Inside reads: "You RUN and get the beer, I'll RUN and get the pizza..." #RW59971
	Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "On your proverbial plate of life, may there be nothing today!" Inside reads: "OK - just one thing! Happy Birthday" #RW59972
	Belated Birthday "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "I used to have a memory..." Inside reads: "and then I had kids! Happy Birthday... a little late!" #RW59976
	Birthday Relative "Walter" Classic Greeting Card. Outside reads: "Mom, I used to think you were pretty great, but I've changed my mind..." (Mom!; where's my backpack?; Aaahh!; Mommy?; I need my uniform!; what's for dinner?) Inside reads: "Now that I have kids of my own... I think you're a saint! Happy Birthday" #RW59973
Future!	Ronnie Walter Notecards & Invitations
Future!	Ronnie Walter Inspirational Greeting Cards

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